Many people and celebs wonder just how to get rich in 10 easy steps. Now you can too, with these 10 easy steps used by celebs such as Rihanna.
- First start out with lots of money like Warren Buffett. It is essential to get rich quick while working from home.
- Invest in gold in 10 easy steps like Rihanna and Johnny Cash.
- Consider creating a viral video on YouTube and get up to 15 million hits like Katy Perry.
- Promote your website using SEO optimization with no money down.
- Remember that The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones.
- Take the money and make it more numerous through smart investing with no money down.
- “Work from home” +no work +autotune
- “You have to spend money to make money”
- Don’t get discouraged depression lost hope no money
- Just be yourself Jesus loves you.
- I wrote this post to be satirical but I’m now realizing that spam on the Internet just isn’t funny. In fact the Internet isn’t even funny. You can’t even be meta about it. Look at that junk – we have to wade through that crap every day. Just joking about it actually just compounds the problem. I’m sitting here literally looking through like 900 spam comments caught by Akismet on my blog. Can people really sell stuff that way? I guess they wouldn’t keep doing it if it didn’t work on some level. But gosh, it’s just irritating. And it’s irritating in a way that can’t even be funny, which is the worst kind of irritating. The choice is between that stuff and inane image memes on Facebook – or go outside maybe. And our generation just keeps plummeting deeper and deeper into the Internet, deceiving themselves into thinking that they’re establishing real human contact out there somewhere – but beyond a certain point you’re just taking yourselves away from the people and places you actually love – in real life. We can’t find jobs, we’ve got student loans and enormous medical bills looming on the horizon, and Zuckerberg just keeps us glued to our computers, hoping to see that little red notification pop up so we can see if somebody we barely knew from high school “liked” our content-and-emotion-free status updates. I wonder where this new digital age is taking us, and whether future digital-archaeologists will have to sift through 10,000 spam comments to find a genuine human interaction in the same way that archaeologists now sift through a hill-full of silt just to find a piece of pottery.


