Food Things that Are Impossible

  1. Cutting a watermelon such that the knife goes all the way around and returns to exactly the same spot.
  2. Eating a box of Nerds without dropping at least one (without resorting to pouring the whole box in your mouth).
  3. Eating pancakes without some syrup traveling up your utensils onto your fingers.
  4. Eating cereal without at least one trail of milk dripping onto your chin.
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