- Cutting a watermelon such that the knife goes all the way around and returns to exactly the same spot.
- Eating a box of Nerds without dropping at least one (without resorting to pouring the whole box in your mouth).
- Eating pancakes without some syrup traveling up your utensils onto your fingers.
- Eating cereal without at least one trail of milk dripping onto your chin.
Food Things that Are Impossible
